lazy krazy zodiac troubles

Lazy Krazy :: Zodiac Troubles

A friend of mine called me yesterday just to tell me what's the Zodiac

prediction about our sign for the next year. She was very anxious

about all around our Gemini sign, actually. Of course, I laughed lots,

and still laughing.

Brutal sex in March and October, hahaha :) I'm sure no one can predict

that ... Listen to this - dear Gemini, next year we all become evil,

selfish etc. of the sort bad personality things. Does anybody think

this is something bad ??? I would say - finally some change! Coz I'm

really fed up with being so good :)

Looking back on my life, there were several Zodiac "accidents". I'm

gonna note some of them here:

1. Eleven years ago, in the very hard winter of 1996, I was shopping

with my brand-new boyfriend and suddenly he decided to buy two cups

for tea, the biggest one, which happened to be cups with a Zodiac sign

on each of them. When he asked the shop-assistant to wrap our cups,

she cautiously said:

"Is this for a present?"

"Yeah, for a very thirsty couple", he gave her a wink.

"Are you crazy? This combination is impossible!", she hissed.

"I am crazy, dear, but what's the matter with this combination?", he

laughed.

"What's the matter??? Who's the Gemini and who's the Scorpio?", she

was turning red very seriously.

"I'm the Scorpio and my girl here is the Gemini", we both smiled. We

wanted those cups, coz they were really big, or at least big enough

for our tea.

"Oh, NO! They are for you! OMG! Don't you know ... Oh, NO! I Am Not

Gonna Sell These Cups!"

Well, we bought the cups with the help of the other shop-assistant.

I still have my Gemini cup {see the pics}.

2. When you have a job interview, do you expect unexpected questions?

I do. In fact, I've never had a "normal" interview, I mean an

interview with typical questions. My friends say I'm a strange person

and it's written on my face. That's why people are curious about how

deep is my strangeness, so they ask strange questions.

Amongst all the strange questions I've been asked, there is one that

every candidate-boss has asked me: What's your sign? What is more,

they expected me to converse a bit on this sign of mine ... The truth

is, I never expect exactly this question, and still wonder why nobody

looks at my date of birth, just to avoid stupid blah-blah.

Recently I was invited on the phone to have an interview for a Life

Insurance Company. I went, coz I'm strange as you already know, but it

wasn't an interview, it was some kind of a job introduction. When at

last I said this work was definitely not for me, the lady who'd

invited me answered: "Why do you think so? I'm sure this work is

perfect for you and you are perfect for us, coz you are Gemini! I

invited you coz you are Gemini, coz now the Mercury position is

propitious for your business!" She might call me in March, when I'll

need to do something brutal.

Anyway, I've already decided to write a new line in my CV:

Zodiac Sign - Gemini.

3. This is a true story too.

I hadn't seen one of my friends for years, and a month ago I called

her, at least to hear her voice, to be sure she's ok. She didn't

answer my call. But she called a week later explaining to me:

"I know why you called me, but I can't afford to pay your money now.

Moreover, at this very moment you don't need this money! It's written

in your horoscope!"

Bloody Zodiac! She still owes me the money! And if something is not

written on your face, it's written in your horoscope for sure :)