this is zodiac breeeeeeathe

THIS IS THE ZODIAC *breeeeeeathe*

Today, boys and girls, I come to speak to you about a really great

movie called

I like it a lot. Zodiac is not for the faint of heart. It's mad scary,

it's like 3 hours long, and you actually have to pay attention to get

what's going on. Most likely you already know the basic plot of

Zodiac; It's about the Zodiac serial killer who serial killed in San

Francisco during the 70's. And the cops do cop stuff to figure out who

the Zodiac is. This guy, whose name I can't remember so we shall call

him, oh, Jake Gyllenhaal for now, is a cartoonist for the San

Francisco Chronicle. He can't mind his own damn business so he joins

the search for the Zodiac and annoys everybody about it, especially

this other guy whose name I can't remember either so we'll call him,

let's say, Robert Downey Jr. Actually he's Paul Avery and Jake

Gyllenhaal is Robert Graysmith, but I'm definitely gonna forget that

by the time I finish writing this so never mind. So lots of stuff

happens but I'm not gonna outline 3 hours for you so get off your fat

asscap and go rent it yourself. I must say, however, I nearly shat

myself in fear watching this movie. The scariest part is easily when

Jake Gyllenhaal goes into this creepy old dude's creepy old house to

look for some creepy old film concerning the Zodiac. Now this is token

scare-you-sh!tless atmosphere. It's dark, it's dusty, the floors are

creaking, the walls are leaking, the lights are flickering. The whole

time this guy's like, "omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg." - as was I. After a

while I guess he finally shat himself and decided it was time to

high-tail it outta there to change his pants. So he goes to leave, and

holy piss, the front door's locked. So once again he's like,

"omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg." and I'm like "omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg."

and my mom and my sister who were supposed to be watching it with me

were fast asleep cause it was like 2 in the morning (I guess they

don't like Jake Gyllenhaal or something? :[) but I'm still like

"omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg." Turns out the old guy wasn't the Zodiac or

anything, he was just mad creepy. But that doesn't change the fact

that I shat a whale during that scene. In fact I'm soiling myself a

little just writing this. Not really. Now it is time for pictures

because pictures make everything nicer to look at. :D

Evildoers cower in fear before Robert Downey Jr.'s fabulous fashion

sense. Little do they know that behind that dashing neckerchief lies

the unstoppable force that is Iron Man.

This movie looks awesome.

Jake Gyllenhaal reminds me of a puggle [pug + beagle]. That's just the

way my head works.

Jake Gyllenhaal with a puggle. I cannot believe I actually found this